What's better than threesome? Hm... Maybe foursome?
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." --Franklin Roosevelt

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

@темы: Жызненное, Ебу и плачу, Цитаты, Стёб