What's better than threesome? Hm... Maybe foursome?
“Raito-kun’s father doesn’t like me very much right now.” L tilted his head and rested it on his raised knees, and for some reason, that gesture reminded Raito of a mime making a sad face.
“Do you even care? He’d like you a whole lot less for other reasons.” Raito glanced back at the remainder of the task force and was satisfied with the distance between them.
“Ah, since I’m sleeping with his son,” L replied bluntly, “No I imagine he wouldn’t be too thrilled about that idea. There would be a more than likely chance that if your father did find out about our little arrangement, he’d get to me way before Kira ever could.” L paused and rested a hand on his shoulder. “If that happens, Raito-kun, I leave the investigation to you.”
“You have a morbid sense of humor,” Raito commented.
“Who says I’m joking. If your father knew what I did to you last night, he’d find some way to push me off the nearest balcony -- and I can assure you, I’d be dead before I even hit the ground.” L put his hands together in a diagram of pavement and dead-L-after-angry-father-gets-to-him. “The things I do for Raito-kun’s love,” the detective sighed.
“Do you even care? He’d like you a whole lot less for other reasons.” Raito glanced back at the remainder of the task force and was satisfied with the distance between them.
“Ah, since I’m sleeping with his son,” L replied bluntly, “No I imagine he wouldn’t be too thrilled about that idea. There would be a more than likely chance that if your father did find out about our little arrangement, he’d get to me way before Kira ever could.” L paused and rested a hand on his shoulder. “If that happens, Raito-kun, I leave the investigation to you.”
“You have a morbid sense of humor,” Raito commented.
“Who says I’m joking. If your father knew what I did to you last night, he’d find some way to push me off the nearest balcony -- and I can assure you, I’d be dead before I even hit the ground.” L put his hands together in a diagram of pavement and dead-L-after-angry-father-gets-to-him. “The things I do for Raito-kun’s love,” the detective sighed.