"She could at least have said that I was gay," Roy groused. "That would at least have been more believable. The general would never disappoint me." (типа, он не импотент))
"Why does your dick have a higher rank than you?"
"Hughes holds the view that it´s well deserved. He thinks the general is the better soldier. Standing at attention when needed, never complaining about too much work, very eager to fulfill his duties. And always a good shot."
"So when you get promoted to general - " Ed started, and Roy blinked, anticipating the blond's logical conclusion. He hadn't thought of this. Considering his dick needed to be higher ranked than he was. . . "- it wouldn´t be the first time the country is ruled by a complete dick."
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