Посчитала, сколько я посмотрела анимэ и ужаснулась... Ужаснулась из-за того, что поняла, что манг я прочитала раза в три больше (и это беря в расчёт мою любовь ко всему макси-размера).

@темы: Жызненное, Нервное, Я, Anime, Manga

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Напокупала в Киеве анимэ-наклеек. Теперь не знаю, куда их все приклеить... 5 уже к монитору присобачила, а куда остальные три сотни?! Если брать в расчет, что полутора сотнями я уже поделилась... Бля...
И отдать жалко (я столько денег на них потратила) и клеить некуда...

@темы: Жызненное, Я сошла с ума, Нервное, Мысли вслух, Я, Anime

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В Москве я чувствовала себя какой-то "девушкой из провинции".
В Киеве я чувствовала себя как дома.
Итог: Киев - это такая провинция....
*ржот*

@темы: Жызненное, Мысли вслух, Ебу и плачу, Я

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Сам женился - останови другого.

Сволочь - это состояние души.

Утро в сосновом гробу.

@темы: Ебу и плачу, Радостное, Цитаты, Стёб

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АААААААААААААААА!!!!!!!! Я ДУРО!!!!

Спасибо всем, кто меня ждал!!!! С войной в Осетии я про всё нафих позабыла!!! Я вас всех люблю!!!!

@темы: Жызненное, Радостное, Я

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Мой опрос в ЖЖ

Кто в ладах с аглицким, посмотрите: poruchik-potter.livejournal.com/
Не вижу смысла проводить такой опрос здесь. Кароче, в тот днев зашли три америкоса, украинец и ещё кто-то. Этот кто-то проголосовал, за то, что Россия - злодей, и напала на маленькую и беззащитную грузию, ещё два голоса - от трёх америкосов и украинца - 1, что Это Грузия напала на маленькую беззащитную Осетию и 1, что это Америка виновата в том, что Грузия напала на Осетию (я тоже за это проголосавала).
В общем, если кто-то решит высказаться по теме...

@темы: Жызненное, война, Эмо-настроение, Нервное, Я

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Принц Тенниса

Народ, не знаете, сколько томов Принца было переведено на русский? Я нашла только два с лишним(((
Здесь первые два тома: www.dreams.anilab.ru/manga/prince_of_tennis/ind...
И здесь ещё три главы: alter-kao.narod.ru/otherm/princeoftennis.html
А где остальные 37,5 тома?

@темы: PoT, Жызненное, Я, Manga

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Чем бы дитя ни тешилось, лишь бы по обоюдному согласию.

@темы: Ебу и плачу, Радостное, Разное, Цитаты, Я, Стёб

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Мнение о том, что нынешнее поколение хуже предыдущего появилось сразу после того, как человек произошёл от обезьяны.

@темы: Ебу и плачу, Радостное, Разное, Цитаты, Я, Стёб

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Женщины и аpмия

Подъем! - командует стаpшина женскому взводу.
- Стаpшина, - доносится сонный голос с одной из коек, - не надо так гpомко
делиться своей pадостью, - в казаpме слышится сдавленный смех.
- Выходи стpоиться! - зло кpичит стаpшина.
- А что будем стpоить? - спpашивает тот же голос.
- Петpова, не буди во мне звеpя.
- Hас, значит, будить можно, а вашего звеpя нет? Как вы его беpежете.
- Тpи наpяда вне очеpеди, будешь мыть туалет.
- Hаpяды пpиму с удовольствием, надоел цвет хаки, а туалет... Бедненький,вас
слабит?
Стаpшина, взбешенный, выскакивает из казаpмы, за ним не спеша выходят девушки,
стpоятся.
- Рядовая Петpова... - начинает стаpшина.
- Так уж и pядовая? - не соглашается девушка. - Hа гpажданке говоpили, что я из
pяда вон.
- Вот именно, вон из стpоя! - снова кpичит стаpшина. - Два шага впеpед! Ложись!
- командует стаpшина.
- Спасибо, стаpшина, я только что встала.
- Петpова, я тебя не отдыхать пpиглашаю, ложись!
- Пpямо здесь?
- Пpямо здесь.
- Hет, стаpшина, сегодня не могу, женские дела.
- Петpова, в аpмии нет мужских или женских дел. Дело одно - защищать pодину.
- Знаю, стаpшина, только поэтому я от вас и отбиваюсь.
- Так точно.
- Тогда ложись.
- Встать в стpой, - под хохот взвода командует стаpшина, - Взвод, шагом маpш!
Раз! Раз! Раз, два, тpи!
- Стаpшина, а до четыpех - слабо?
- Деpжи ногу, Петpова!
- А чего ее деpжать, одна не убежит.
- Выше ногу! - зло кpичит стаpшина.
- Hе могу, стаpшина.
- Почему?
- Мешает впеpеди идущая попа.
- Петpова, я знаю, что мешает танцевать плохому танцоpу, а что танцоpке?
- Если очень сильно не пpижиматься к паpтнеpу, ничего, стаpшина.
- Петpова, у нас канализацию пpоpвало, пойдешь чистить.
- Вот, вот, стаpшина. От хаpчей, котоpыми нас коpмят, даже канализация блюет.
- Hе зуди, Петpова, когда-нибудь и ты станешь стаpшиной.
- Я?! Hе дай Бог!
- Петpова, плох тот солдат...
- Котоpый не мечтает стать женой генеpала, - под новый взpыв хохота отвечает
девушка.
- Рота, - махнул на нее pукой стаpшина, - запевай! "Hаш pотный стаpшина имеет
оpдена"...
- Ага, - подхватывает Петpова, - а у меня все это впеpеди.
- Что у тебя впеpеди, Петpова?
- Что у меня впеpеди, видно невооpуженным глазом, а эта песня для стpоевой
очень сексуальная.
- А какую бы ты хотела?
- Я? Вот эту: хочу пpибиться к беpегу, да гвозди не дают.
- Hичего, Петpова, для тебя я гвоздь найду. Левой, левой... Петpова, где у тебя
левая нога?
- Стаpшина, вы видите мой бюст?
- Hу?
- А я из-за него ног не вижу.
- Петpова, зачем же ты с таким бюстом пошла в аpмию?
- А что делать? Мужики все, вплоть до генеpалов, кто в политики, кто в бандиты
подался, а нас с детства учили, что за Родину надо стоять гpудью. Hу, я и
pешила, что нечестно с таким бюстом в тылу отсиживаться.
- Hе знаю, что думают навеpху, а я бы женщин не бpал.
- Бедный, вас уже не интеpесуют женщины?
- Пять суток губы!
- Губы? Стаpшина, вы любите нетpадиционный секс?
- До сих поp не любил, но, пообщавшись с женским батальоном, я начинаю понимать
голубых.
- А кем вы были на гpажданке, стаpшина?
- Hа гpажданке; я был мужиком, - под новый взpыв хохота ответил
стаpшина. - Поэтому я и хочу веpнуться. Подаю в отставку.
- Успокойтесь, стаpшина. С нами, конечно, нелегко, но ведь мы вас все любим.
Пpойдет месяц, дpугой, и вы будете единственным мужчиной, котоpый сможет честно
сказать:Я был на взводе!
- Уговоpили, - улыбается стаpшина. И все же - запевай: Солдатушки, бpаво вам,
девчушки! Где же ваши паpни?...
Рота подхватывает: Hаши паpни пpячутся от аpмии, Вот где наши паpни!..

@темы: Бред, Ебу и плачу, Цитаты, Стёб

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Возрадуйтесь, люди.

Возрадуйтесь, что всё это время меня не было в стране... Я бы вам зафлудила всю френд-ленту Грузино-Южно Осетинским конфликтом.... Я половину своего отпуска в Киеве не отходила от телевизора. Это, действительно, страшно. Нет, страшны не только те события, которые происходили в Цхинвали и Тбилиси, а те - закулисные. Грузия не осмелилась бы атаковать Осетию, если бы за ней не стояла Америка. А если Америка, то, 100% атака была направлена не на Ю.Осетию, а на Москву. Опять идём к холодной войне... Бля...

@темы: Жызненное, Злое, война, Нервное, Я

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Пост, который я сделала в ЖЖ

Georgian aggression.

Last month I spend in Ukraine. There was cable TV and I have had a chance to see many news channels and to compare them freely. The morning of August 8 I saw Russians news. There were Georgian's armed forces attacking Tshinvali. They used weapon for mass bombardments, carpet bombardments. Really, I was scared to death. In Osetia live many Russian citizens, if Georgia started attack them, it means that Georgia directly attacking Russia. I was afraid that Russian politicians would not hold back and would destroy Georgia. That they would go on like berserk barbarians and would be just like Americans after September 11 2005.

Why I was afraid? Because I knew that Georgia is under American's wing and that America spend many millions dollars on Georgian's training and their weapon. For example, only Ukraine got 770 million dollars for weapon that they supplies to Georgia, I do not think that Georgia itself has so much money to spend. Georgia always was American's pet or, as Russian politicians said 'project', ever since Georgian first genocide in South Osetia in 1920 (it also was on American sponsorship). Next genocide of Osetian people was in 1992. Now all of us are seeing 'third genocide'. I must say that Osetian people are very brave and strong people to live through all of this.

All of this was planned long time ago. Moreover, was planned by Americans. Someone may think that I am not objective at saying things like that, but think about it from my point of view:

1) Georgia does not have enough money and it has very 'close' relationships with Condoleezza Rise.
2) Georgian solders were trained by America, Israel and some others.
3) John McCain's (American) adviser got 800 hundreds dollars from Georgian's government and McCain now supporting Georgia, also, McCain was military pilot in the Vietnam War and Russian pilot shouted his airplane. Now he is angry at all Russian people.
4) In Georgian government right now are 127 American's military advisers.
5) Russian politicians were warning Rise that it was too dangerous to train Georgian troops, long before that aggression started.
6) Just a month before attack on July 9 Condoleezza Rise was in Georgia and was 'speaking' with Saakashvili about 'territorial integrity of Georgia'.
7) Georgia wants to be a part of NATO, but NATO did not accept countries that have territorial problems, but if there would be a war with Russia, NATO could think that Georgia could be of use to them. (America and Europe could not sleep peacefully while Russia has bigger supplies of oil and gas).
8) In first day of Georgian attack was killed two reporters (I do not know from which countries they was) and two seriously wounded. One of the wounded reporters was American. He came at Tshinvali with Georgian troops. If he were there, some people would think that his agency would know of what was going on in there. Why they did not started informing all others? Answer: They were pre-paid. That is why almost all information agencies of the world was and now are against Russians. They were paid for it.
9) The agreement of America and Poland about American's base on territory of Poland says that American's anti-air forces and rockets would protect Poland from attack of third country, but Poland already is in NATO. America already has such obligations with Poland. That means that America wants to be directly involved in war with Russian if they have even little chance, as it was so many times before with America and other countries.
10) Ukraine that also is 'American project' started unti-Russian politic. This is one of the most painful parts for me, because there live my father and I can not bring him to Russia to live, because we do not have enough money for that.

For 10 days I was watching TV for 19 hours non-stop. Two Ukrainian channels, one Byelorussian, BBC, one Israel's overseas channel and three Russian channels. Only Russian and Byelorussian channel was giving objective information from the start, then Israel's (when there government says that they stopping to supply their weapon to Georgia). Only three days after the start of all that mess, BBC starts to shove a little bit of the real thing.

Until the August 8 I was thinking that BBC is very good and serious channel, but after their lies I do not think that it is trustworthy anymore. They were showing Tshinvali and say that it is Gori. They was showing very bad collages and saying that it is true. For example, collage with two Georgian solders caring a wounded boy on which also was two women one was dead. First, men and women was pictured from different angle (men from up and slightly right and women strictly from right), boy was wounded in leg and was looking around with such indifference as if he was walking in Guide Park but not under the enemy's bullets. Men were almost standing on the head of dead women and did not mind it at all. Next point is that men were running. But, from where? Behind them are building, tree, and such. Same people were acting very different roles on several other pictures. SNN is even worse, from what I have heard, but I would not say anything about it, because I do not have that channel. I want to ask, why BBC send their correspondent from Vladikavkaz which is in North Osetia (or she was in Tshinvali, I do not remember) to Moscow? Why? Their other correspondents are still in Tbilisi (even if they do not show all the true situation, for example, BBC do not have shown mothers of the Georgian solders, whom Georgian authorities made to join an army by force). Are they does not want people of the world to see what is going on in destroyed Tshinvali? They do not want people to know what Georgian monsters did to the once beautiful city?

Why BBC does showing every victim in Georgia, in Gori, but keeps silent about 1600 deaths of civilian population. In the first attack was killed 8 Russian peacekeepers and 4 hours latter, 150 was wounded in first attack, several of them were killed or wounded by Georgian's peacekeepers. Why BBC does not showing first republicans hospital in Tshinvali, where in the cellar doctors was doing operations almost without anesthesia, taking turns while working like machines of artificial lung because there was not any machines at all, there was not light only candles. Five days under constant bombing not even one doctor run out of there, they all were working, saving lives and lives. Why does not ask why Georgian's police are not allowed Russian citizens to leave Georgia? Why are they are listening civilian's people phones and does not allow them to phone to Russia? Why BBC does not ask Georgian authorities why they restricted all Russian domens (dot ru) in internet and all Russian channels on TV? I know why, because if people had had information about the real situation in Georgia and Osetia, they would never go to support Saakashvili. They would never go on the rallies that were so widely promoted by media.

Do you remember these few 'pictures of Gori'? Russian correspondents was sending video of Tshinvali in open air scared children, working doctors, fighting solders, dieing Georgian solders, Russian peacekeepers, Osetian civilian people, burned corpses of all of them. Why does not show these videos to the world? Why on BBC was only several very short views of it and it was only a camp-hospital? Are their correspondents was afraid of what they can see there? Of the worms that was crawling out of living man's stomach (on Russian TV was such a video)? Why were they showing burned Georgians tank on the street of Tshinvali and says that it is street of Gori? Why Russian does not hear apologues for it?

Russian politicians called it genocide and ethnic cleaning. Once Saakashvili heard such smart words, he wanted to use it too. He is trying to blame Russian for genocide now. Russian came on the territory of South Osetia 8 hours after attack started and 15 hours on territory of Tshinvali. Now he says that Russia started the conflict. That big bad Russia attacked small and weak Georgia, but not a word about big bad Georgia wanted to wipe out small South Osetia. If Saakashvili wants so much to look like saint to every one, then why he did not send money on reconstruction of destroyed Tshinvali? Maybe because he wants Tshinvali to stay that way forever or spend all their money on weapon again? Russian government, for example, send 29 million euros on reconstruction (it is very much money for Russia).
Abkhazians irregular forces in one of the abandoned bases in the Chador Hollow found a Georgian's map with a plan of Georgian attack. They planned to burn Tshinvali to the ground in five hours. The operation was named 'Clear Field'. They wanted to 'clear' all South Osetia out of all people. In these maps was also a plan of attack on Abkhazia the way that they wanted to wipe Osetia. However, South Osetia and Abkhazia had an agreement that if Osetia was attacked, Abkhazia would also attack (attack Georgia). Russian forces in Abkhazia were only for enforcement, they did not done a thing to Georgians solders.

Amongst dead Georgian's solders in Tshinvali were founded 50 solders from different countries, even several afro-Georgian solders. Russian general says that was the first time ever he saw afro-Georgian solder in NATO uniform. Several documents with Georgian and American flags and saying that if you found it lost, please, return it and American address. Russian general said that there were found several corpses of Ukrainian solders. Estonia also sends its volunteers in Georgia, 45 people, but as always was late (Russian has many anecdotes about how 'fast' Estonian people are).
As I said, Georgian people do not have enough information about the world out of American-Georgian agitation plan and this plan is working not only in Georgia. Ukrainian government has gotten 45 million dollars from America 'to make Ukrainian people want to become part of the NATO'. Now Ukrainian president has made up a document out of nowhere that Russian naval ship should almost go under Ukrainian rule. This is against law and Russian president would not buckle under idiotic suggestions of Uschenko. Even if they do not have enough information about the situation, I do not think the same way that Vladimir Putin is saying. I do not believe that Russian would think about Georgian the same way they done before this conflict. I do not believe that only Saakashvili is a bad guy in there. When those monsters were crushing old woman and two children under the tank, when they shouted a nine-month pregnant woman, when they used carpet bombardment against civil population, when they shouted from tanks right into the cellars where people were trying to hide from explosions, Georgian solders lost the right to call themselves 'people'. They are animals. Not only they are, but also those height ups, who gave orders to destroy Osetia. It is Saakashvili, Bush, Rise and all these, who support genocide, are all animals who want nothing, but blood. It did not make people prophets to know that if Saakashvili were meeting Rise, soon would start next conflict.

What people would go to the civilian women to scare them and their children by showing off with weapons? What people would ask their own children to go harassing other children? I can say you. It is Georgian. Several women and children came to the border of Abkhazia to search help. Almost all of them are Russian with Georgian citizenship. And despite all of those horrid things that their 'kind' neighbors and Georgian solders were saying, Abkhazians did not shouted them at the place, they give the food to refugees, medical help if needed and medical check to those who did not and then make sure that they are safe at homes of their relatives. Women were so glad that they instantly called to others who chosen not to go and said that it is safe to get out of Georgia and constant fear for lives.
Now all those, who said that Russia is overreacting, demand Russia to withdraw army from Georgian territory. Withdraw so America could bring there more troops and weapons. They already bring there 'humanitarian aid' that no reporter had seen. Turkey stopped American's naval ship with 'aid'. If Russian would withdraw, Georgia would destroy tunnel from Russia to South Osetia under Caucasians Mountains and this time really would destroy Osetia, because Russia would not be able to get there in time. They will wipe out Osetia and would say that it always was this way and America would say that it is true. There already was an attempt to destroy tunnel at August 17. I believe that I am right about it.

Saakashvili is lying so much that I do not even understand how people in their right mind would believe him. One time he says that Russia is attacking Georgia, than admit that it was actually Georgia was trying to deal with refugees, than again – Russia is committing genocide and so on. First, there was Russian airliners bombed airport near Tbilisi, than American's 'humanitarian aid' was also come to that airport. Saakashvili is unstable American's puppet who played in being a megalomaniac.

Yes, Russian generals was also lying about Russian troops in Gori, but anyone should understand that if they said that there was a great number of Georgian weapon laying around without any protection, what would marauders do? They will go for it.

Now I do not know what to think about Saakashvili's words that he still has much more weapon then Russia already destroyed. Now I am scared, because Russian troops are bombed the biggest bases of Georgians army already, and they still saved the most part of weapons.

At the August 16 I was at the Kreschatik (Main Street in Kiev the capital of Ukraine). Right above the street were floating two flags Ukrainian and Georgian. There was a stand in which was photos and collages of victims from civilian population. Stand was named 'Russian army in Gori' or something like that. I did not believe a single picture on it. Why? Because not a thing could go on Kreschatik without government's agreement, just as you cannot camping at the Red Square. As was said earlier, Uschenko has gotten 45 million dollars from America on the anti-Russian and pro-NATO propaganda. Why is so much money? Why propaganda needed? Because only 30 % of Ukrainian people wants to become a part of NATO, but nobody believes in this numbers, because there was one minister that was 'professor of Columbian University', when some people started to ask right questions at the right places, it becomes clear, that he only has a school education and nothing more. Right now, he is an advisor of president. Moreover, president's popularity is less then 6%. He wants to look as good as he can in the eyes of America, so he said that he will include the radars, which were staying in Ukraine after the collapsing of USSR, to the American's forces of 'protection' of Europe from air attacks. He might think that it could be of use to America. Maybe, but not in the same way as Poland's would be, because those radars are stationary and two of them are 'looking' at Europe and the third is 'looking' at Turkey. Radars are stationery and cannot be turned on Russia. Uschenko only wants to look good before his master – Uncle Sam.

Russia would not buckle under pressure of Europe and America, because if it does, Russia would exist not very long after that. Europe and America would smell the blood and would know that Russia has some weak points and they would drag Russia apart. Please, Russia do not allow yourself be ruled by those monsters, monsters that allows genocide.

I love my country; I do not want it to become next 'project' as it is Ukraine and Georgia now.

PS: I am very sorry for any mistakes, wrong forms of words and bad spelling, but English is not my first language, moreover, I have learned it all by myself, so often I do not understand where I am wrong.
PPS: Sorry, if my information is a little out of date, because last two days I spent in train from Ukraine to Russia with full information isolation.

@темы: Жызненное, Злое, война, Нервное, Я

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Я ещё не уехала

в Киев, но, вполне возможно, уеду завтра... Я буду очень скучать по России. Я имею ввиду очень скучать... Поэтому прошу, чтоб вы меня поддержали... 22 августа я приеду и буду рада знать, что хоть кто-то меня ждал в России... (а если не в России, то просто рады, что я вернулась к компу).

Получи свой Поздравлятор

Мну нет......

запись создана: 23.07.2008 в 11:22

@темы: Картинко, Жызненное, Мысли вслух, ПЧ, Я, Флэшмоб

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Ну, други мои, я сваливаю...
Москва, а затем Киев ждут меня...

Мчится мне наперерез
Шестисотый мерседес...
Мой асфальтовый каток
Понадёжнее, браток...

@темы: Жызненное, Нервное, Цитаты, Я

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Завтра буду в Москве... Бля... От Самары до Москвы 17 часов, а от Москвы до Киева - 12... А билет дороже до Киева...
Хоть бы таможенники не прикопались... Ненавижу, паскуд... Эх...

@темы: Жызненное, Нервное, Мысли вслух, Я

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Примите две таблетки. Завтра, если проснётесь, ещё две.

Не возъеби, да не возъебим будешь...

На чужой роток не растегай порток...

@темы: Ебу и плачу, Разное, Цитаты, Стёб

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Реддл по Англии мирно гулял,
Но на него вдруг Джеймс Поттер напал.
Досталось и папам и мамам,
А Гарри остался со шрамом.

Как-то дементор над замком висел,
Мимо вдруг Рон на метле пролетел.
Рональд с дороги свернуть отказался.
Долго дементор на шпиле качался.

Как-то раз Северус зелье варил,
Пиво случайно в котел он пролил
Грустный финал у истории этой –
И Снейпа уж нету и Хогвартса нету.

Сириус Блэк по дороге трусИл,
А «Ночной рыцарь» рядом катил.
Но отказали совсем тормоза;
Стэнли Шанпайк – анимагов гроза.

Хогвартс-экспресс отъезжал от перрона,
Рядом парили три злобных дракона.
И весь состав, подхватив, унесли.
Больше детей никогда не нашли.

Кот Гермионы за крысой гонялся.
И съесть добычу не отказался.
Хвост оказался на вкус как бумага;
Зол Живоглот. Больше нет анимага.

@темы: Harry Potter, Ебу и плачу, Радостное, Цитаты, Стёб

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@темы: Ебу и плачу, Разное, Цитаты, Стёб

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